Eternally in Turbo Mode BFCM2023 Show off your flawless dexterity

Show off your flawless dexterity with radiant red Glam Gs

) We all know your filthy secret is a steady diet of brains

Featuring dark green Tidal G frames and green non-reflective water-repellent lenses

These yellow round sunglasses are hotter than a tray of freshly baked man buns straight out of the oven

We expect to see you wearing these and falling backward into a field of purple flowers as if you're starring in your own commercial for lavender-scented fabric softener

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